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Photo 30 Jun 747 notes yummyinmytumbly:

Boozy Lucky Charms Cereal Milkshakes with Marshmallow Frosting
Text 30 Jun 292,999 notes

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

Video 30 Jun 493,770 notes

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Text 30 Jun 7,201 notes

clientsfromhell:

I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure.  They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid. 

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me. 

They sent me a check.

Photo 30 Jun 181,056 notes hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

Photo 30 Jun 968 notes I do 1/6, not bad, not bad.

I do 1/6, not bad, not bad.

Text 30 Jun 305,964 notes

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

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Text 22 Jun 173,159 notes

xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

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via Wut..
Photo 22 Jun 269,947 notes grassleaves:

ringaroundthebusterposey:

THIS ISN’T LASAGNA YOU PIECE OF SHIT 

This shit was about to get me kicked out of the library.

grassleaves:

ringaroundthebusterposey:

THIS ISN’T LASAGNA YOU PIECE OF SHIT 

This shit was about to get me kicked out of the library.


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